i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Its hard to spit out gum in a not disgusting way
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
I can’t believe this. I’ve literally ascended to a new level of online shopping. “Meggings” everybody. In case the word “leg” is too feminine for you.
Even if you don’t have photoshop, you can still totally…
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
The only time a man has the absolute say in a pregnancy is if he’s carrying it.