parker go away

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

caseyanthonyofficial:

Its hard to spit out gum in a not disgusting way 

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

timaeustestified:

I can’t believe this. I’ve literally ascended to a new level of online shopping. “Meggings” everybody. In case the word “leg” is too feminine for you.

timaeustestified:

I can’t believe this. I’ve literally ascended to a new level of online shopping. “Meggings” everybody. In case the word “leg” is too feminine for you.

adultfcs:

Even if you don’t have photoshop, you can still totally…
Edit photos
Touchup selfies
Put filters and gradients on photos
Use instagram style filters
Add stickers to photos
Make a typography edit
Make a transparent PNG
Make a pixel speech bubble
Fake a tweet
Fake a text
Make a GIF
Make a seamless background tile
Have fun!

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

your-lies-ruin-lives:

The only time a man has the absolute say in a pregnancy is if he’s carrying it.